See! This Mattress Can Detect When Someone Else Is Having s*x In Your Bed, It Will Even Text You.

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There is a new mattress in town called “Smartress” It can detect and tell when someone is having s*x on your Bed, You will get a Text message immediately.

In order to put an end to disloyalty and infidelity between couples, Spanish matress company called Durmet has come up with this awesome smart mattress that knows when someone else is in your bed. More
crucially it can detect s*x, that isn’t you, and alert you to the apparent adultery.

The smart mattress, dubbed Smartress, works by using 24 ultrasonic sensors, in conjunction with an algorithm, can detect the frequency and intensity of bouncing on its surface. It can then use its battery powered brain to send a message to the owner.

It’s smart enough to recognise the difference between someone sitting on the bed, say, and the real deal going down. So you shouldn’t get alerts every time the kids jump on the bed or when someone’s sitting in the
bedroom.

According to the manufacturer, the mattress was created to deal with the apparently huge ” Global Infidelity Crisis” problem of adultery in the Spain and world wild. The company slogan goes: “If your partner isn’t faithful, at least your mattress is.”

……… But what if they decided to do it on the Couch or Chair, How do I Detect? – Nigerians are Smarter joor 😜 😜 😜
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